Perhaps I’ve been named the internet’s favorite polymath. More than likely, I just need to stop talking about wangs. Taken from search terms that brought people to my website: “How to remove max factor maxwear lipcolor” – I use eye makeup remover. Works very well. I think this is where I add the disclaimer: eye […]
Monthly Archives: March 2008
Supermarket Sweep: Right-of-Way in the Grocery Store
If I would have written this post last week it would have ended up as an angry tirade about the Sweetbay near my house, the miserable people who work and/or shop there or the fact that they never have carambola. Instead, I’ve waited and I’ll simply showcase my crazy by telling the totally true story […]
Put Me In, Coach
I’m in the second round of playoffs in the PIM only fantasy hockey league I’m a part of. So far this week, I’m winning. Before tonights games it was 30-11 or something like that. Daniel Carcillo has 12 already tonight and Zack Stortini has 5. I’m feeling alright but they guy I’m playing against has […]
“… I’ve Never Found a Rusty Snake …”
I’m one of those that believes that you do, indeed, learn something new every day – trivial or not – new knowledge is new knowledge and when I die I want my brain to be full and information to be pouring out passed my lips. If it’s Alzheimer’s, though, I won’t be getting my wish […]
Dr. Oz’s Penis Hangs to the Left (and Still, I’m Left With Questions)
I love public discussion of health and the human body. Seriously, there are only a few things that all of us human beings all over the earth truly have in common – and those are things biological. Most of us also seem to have this common interest – goal, even – of staying alive. Why […]
To Turn a Phrase
When I’m watching a game and I hear one of the commentators, uh … comment that a team is “riding a hot goaltender” – I have a vision and it doesn’t have much to do with hockey. God love the double entendre. Of course, I only have the one in my head now – but, […]
Not Every Situation is Comedic
I’m sitting at home alone and instead of watching SmackDown, like I should be, I’m watching the premier of a new sitcom (ick) on Fox (double ick). I like Parker Posey … but 10 minutes in I’m completely sure sitcom is not her format. I think she has a problem imagining the canned laughter. Or […]
Needs No Explanation
Yeah – The Glamazon came to work to hang out with me.
Lost River Preserve
It wasn’t lost. We just weren’t sharing. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • This Saturday morning I was both bit by the nostalgia bug and feeling the need to go […]
Tied Up and Twisted
Every few years the stars align in such a fashion that each individual Monday Night Raw story line develops into completely boring, utterly trite crap that no one can imagine being played to resolution. When this happens, there’s only one way out. It’s time to get twisted. Earlier this season we saw Jericho come out […]